32 minutes ago | 1040

maverikloki:

cannibalcoalition:

risu-of-anterra:

cannibalcoalition:

"Puns are safe jokes. No one gets hurt by puns."

-tells a pun to a loved one and gets hit because it was terrible-

"I WAS WRONG. I WAS SO HORRIBLY WRONG!"

I guess you could say you were punished.

I don’t know how this could happun. 

I will punch you all.

(via decoratemeing0ld)

(originally from cannibalcoalition)
36 minutes ago | 127236
(originally from trendingly)
36 minutes ago | 82760

spoopee:

kldzbop:

what do bugs do for fun

they ruin lives

(via decoratemeing0ld)

(originally from racisrn-deactivated20130915)
36 minutes ago | 140854

anonymousnerdgirl:

eattheclones:

i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter 

imagine the havoc

imagine the photos

Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.

(via lirilainatural)

(originally from eattheclones)
37 minutes ago | 9358

(Source: punk-it-out-ok, via 666ft-below)

(originally from punk-it-out-ok)
37 minutes ago | 1
Wedding Officiant: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Groom: I do

Me: Same

42 minutes ago | 91059

sublimesublemon:

askinnyblackman:

y1x:

australianpikachu:

the unholy trio

still cant read the one on the top what the fuck

(via dreamscomeeasy)

(originally from australianpikachu)
43 minutes ago | 180831

assbuttmcgee:

mr-radical:

feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with

image

#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with

(via sgtsteverogers)

(originally from mr-radical)
44 minutes ago | 11692
princess-romanova:

Its been like two years since this moment and I’m still not over it 

princess-romanova:

Its been like two years since this moment and I’m still not over it 

(via sgtsteverogers)

(originally from princess-romanova)
44 minutes ago | 620409

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

(via theanchorinmychest)

(originally from religiousmom)
44 minutes ago | 636578

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via theanchorinmychest)

(originally from snarg)
45 minutes ago | 160302

neverbat:

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense

WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED

(via impalasontherun)

(originally from kaplands)
45 minutes ago | 390819

elitist-scum-bag:

is this breaking bad

(Source: absolutelyfilthysmut, via wesingofsorrow)

(originally from absolutelyfilthysmut)
45 minutes ago | 54631

(Source: nya-kin, via impalasontherun)

(originally from nya-kin)
46 minutes ago | 395804
turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

(Source: matthejew, via wesingofsorrow)

(originally from matthejew)