"Puns are safe jokes. No one gets hurt by puns."
-tells a pun to a loved one and gets hit because it was terrible-
"I WAS WRONG. I WAS SO HORRIBLY WRONG!"
I guess you could say you were punished.
I don’t know how this could happun.
I will punch you all.
i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter
imagine the havoc
imagine the photos
Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.
Groom: I do
the unholy trio
still cant read the one on the top what the fuck
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
Its been like two years since this moment and I’m still not over it
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there
language is weird
humans are weird
WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED